About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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