it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
