cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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