I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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