i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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