saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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