She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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