sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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