The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Found the puke drawer
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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