Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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