take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Two words: nipple clamps
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