Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
4 words: hood of his car
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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