who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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