capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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