she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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