haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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