we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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