Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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