if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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