That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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