Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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