she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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