sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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