Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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