To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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