is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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