I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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