Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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