Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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