piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Found the puke drawer
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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