She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My dick has a subreddit
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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