Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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