Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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