I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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