Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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