Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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