I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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