The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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