I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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