She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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