You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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