a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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