i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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