I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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