No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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