Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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