Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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