R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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