if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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