Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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