are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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