Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
And then he peed in my hair
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