I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
A bitchslap is in order.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
