yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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