Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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