just tell him i said nine months
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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